Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Okay, so maybe it's not quite last minute yet. Be sure to check back in a few days when you're really effed.

Easy costume ideas that aren't doctor, cat, or slutty nurse :

1. Napoleon Dynamite. Squeeze into your skinny jeans, make a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt, and don't close your mouth for the rest of the night. A few tater tots placed in strategic pockets and/or a fanny pack will be the cherry on top. It was just an idea, GOSH!

2. Mouseketeer. For the girl who was a cat last year and a slutty nurse the year before. All you need are mouse ears and cute dress. "Future Skank" button optional.

3. The Heathers. How very. Need: green blazer, red blazer, yellow blazer, 3 croquet sticks, and 3 nametags - some partygoers will need a little help. But that brings up the eternal question: if they don't get it, are they really worth talking to? What's your damage, Heather?

4. The Golden Girls. These ladies have made an unpredictable comeback into popular lexicon this year partly due to all of the "I Love the 80s/90s/last week" specials on VH-1. Betty White and her crew even managed a shout out on "The OC." Make it easy on yourselves: the short straw gets Dorothy.